You're completely useless in the revolution.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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