dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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