He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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