Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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