love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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