I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We need to get me chipped asap
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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