whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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