We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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