Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
my liver is dry heaving
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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