hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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