I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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