You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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