just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
His nipple licking is glorious
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