FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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