Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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