EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
honey bunches of taint.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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