i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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