so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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