Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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