Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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