THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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