Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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