He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
