That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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