bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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