i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Randomize
