thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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