but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.