yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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