i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT