every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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