I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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