you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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