TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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