You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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