Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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