all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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