More tranny stories later!
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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