You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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