You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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