I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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