just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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