Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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