I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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