Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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