my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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