Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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