My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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