He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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