I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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