I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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