I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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