Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Randomize
