i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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