I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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