I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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