She said her name was "party"
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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