So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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