i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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